Blog Direction/Can't Find My Ass With Both Hands

Hello loyal reader(singular), I find myself wanting to seek out and reach new ideas and spread them far and wide like a good case of syphilis. Having said that I believe I will do the aforementioned thing that I said I was doing...what I...what? Pass the bong!

Alright, I like to think I am pretty good at finding some pretty cool and weird stuff on the Internet but let us be honest with ourselves. It's not a home run every time. Just look at this little gem of a website! So I will use this website to pimp the websites I deem to be "cool". I will even make a "Cool Stamp of Approval".

Without further ado, my first website.

http://thosearentmuskets.com/

Where else can you find vaginal decoration and computer nerds hopped up on acid? Seriously, it's a great site run by some obviously disturbed individuals but the results are hilarious. Go check it out and tell them Herb sent you.

Where It All Began

Well, this is dandy. My very first blog. Yay!

Actually, this is not my first time; Oh no! But when I first started sharing my thoughts online, it wasn't yet called blogging. It was called the pointless and mostly random thoughts of those that believed their views on the newest movies or what skank was making out with what playa were worth reading. As you can see, not much has changed.

Well, some things have changed. It seems that because more and more people have access to every corner of the earth through the Internet and are able to share ideas and shape the world of tomorrow, they are choosing to waste nearly every second of the day surfing and reading the pointless and mostly random thoughts of the masses. And with every great leap in entertainment comes a corresponding leap in advertising. It is now possible to make a healthy living from your own home, sitting in a chair, surfing the Internet and coming up with your regurgitated original opinion.

I, for one hope that this trend continues for at least as long as it takes me to cash in on it. Though it may seem like Google's reign as an avalanche of cash will never end, I somehow doubt it. Someone will figure out how to pump advertisements right into our brains and Google will be assed out.

Anyway, I hope everyone likes the general tone of my Blog. So much so that you click on the banner ads that will soon be more numerous than the hands of Big Oil in W's back pocket. Look, I made a skathing political joke. Just another facet of the humor you will find in this Blog. I've got something for everyone. Car manufacturers, silicone valley, computer brands. All inventory must go!!!!

Wait, stop!!! I'm so poor. And lonely! Look how emo I am!!!!!